Broken Android 4.1.2 Jelly Bean Update for Samsung Galaxy S2

On January 31, 2013 Samsung released Android 4.1.2 Jelly Bean update for existing smartphone models including Galaxy S2.
After the upgrade, my phone has become a battery guzzler and overheats like New Delhi does in summers.

I decided to investigate and discovered that maximum overheating (accompanied by battery drain) happens during voice calls. The phone becomes so hot that it becomes impossible to hold next to your ear.
Looks like the idiots at Samsung have mistakenly shipped an application called “Automation Tester” that runs in the same process as the Phone application.

As a result, as soon as you make or receive a call, this test application starts consuming 100% CPU and drains the entire battery within minutes.

As you can see (above), my phone battery dropped to 82% (from 100%) after just 5-10 minutes of voice calls.

Since I work in the software industry myself, it is hard for me to understand how can any company of global level be so careless that it can ship production software with such degree of carelessness.

If this were my company, I would fire the staff responsible for this extreme stupidity straightaway. Because by the time (and if at all) Samsung comes up with an update for fixing this issue, the phone batteries of millions of people would have been damaged irreversibly due to repeated drain and recharging.
In addition, the phone keeps getting hot throughout the day; the USB mount on Windows OS is broken and there are several other issues like extreme sluggishness and God knows what else.

Shame on Samsung!

Update (7 May 2013): Today Samsung issued a patch for the above issue. I applied the patch and observed that the overheating problem has disappeared. However the Wi-Fi is still broken (i.e. it keeps disconnecting every few seconds).

More Shame on Samsung!

What one silly software engineer is capable of doing?

You know what one silly software engineer working in an influential software company is capable of doing? Digest this:

• Millions of laptops waking up unnecessarily from sleep and overheating inside their carry bags
• Millions of laptop batteries’ life span shortened by 6 months or more
• Undue energy wastage across the globe
• Undue global warning across the globe

That’s right. Looks hard to believe? Well, you have to see this for yourself.

For a couple weeks I was struggling with a problem. My Lenovo T420 running Windows 7 Enterprise SP1 (x64) would randomly wake up from sleep while kept in its carry bag. It would do this on its own – without my knowing – and would overheat like crazy till it’s battery ran out.

This started happening only recently. I was not sure what action of mine triggered this behavior. I maintain my laptop software very efficiently and regularly perform the following activities:

• Updating system BIOS firmware
• Updating system device drivers
• Updating installed applications to their latest versions
• Cleaning up the hard disk using the built-in Disk Cleanup utility and CCleaner (a third-party utility)
• Defragmenting the hard disk every couple of weeks
• Installing new software to try out – particularly useful and highly rated system utilities and development tools and frameworks (I am a software development manager by profession)

It was apparent that one of these things had caused a change in my system settings that was causing this weird behavior. But what was it? I wanted to isolate it and revert it so that I could use my laptop when I needed it – and not discover it was at 0% battery charge.

Using the Event Viewer in Windows, this is what I found out:

Hmm… Apparently, there is a scheduled task that tries to check whether an update is available for Windows Media Center application. But why did my laptop wake up from sleep, just to check for this update. I opened the Task Scheduler and opened the properties associated with this task:

Sure enough. There it was. Scheduled to check for updates to Windows Media Center daily. And also setup to wake up the laptop from sleep every time it needs to check for update to itself. Horror of horrors.

What kind of idiot programmer would think that the software application that he has worked on, is so bloody important, that it needs to be CHECKED FOR UPDATES DAILY, and also to WAKE UP THE COMPUTER FROM SLEEP TO APPLY THE UPDATE?

What a shame! This one self-absorbed and pompous guy wants to force the latest version of his software down your throat the moment it gets released, even if he has to wake you, your mom, your grandmother, your laptop and your entire goddamned neighborhood from sleep.

If I were Microsoft, I would fix this issue through an auto-update marked with high importance right away, and save millions of units of power across the globe. Not to forget the blessings from millions of customers who find their laptop battery drained out when they need it the most.